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This isn't like that. It's more like, there's a bottle of good Scotch sitting next to a tumbler full of Scotch, and somebody says "Hey! they peed in my glass!" and you say "taste it" and they say "Hey! the government is disguising urine as Scotch!" and you say "compare it with the bottle?" and they say "OMIGOD THE GOVT IS SHIPPING PEE TO SCOTLAND!!!!!eleventy!!" and then you give up, but they're still all Kermit arms and terrified of the Government Conspiracy to Destroy the Scotch and Save the Children, which even if it was Isle of Jura that tastes like cat piss, not people piss.